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Most Valuable International Artwork: 169thLowest Crime Rates: 3,235thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,728th
The Emperor of
Democratic Socialists
Power to the wolf crown!!!!!!!!
Emperor Alpha Van Wolf
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Alpha Wolf

Population13.786 billion

CapitalNew Asgard
LeaderEmperor Alpha Van Wolf


The Emperor of Alpha Wolf is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Alpha Van Wolf with an even hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, ritual sacrifices, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 13.786 billion Alpha Wolfians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Asgard. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Alpha Wolfian economy, worth a remarkable 2,573 trillion Wolfmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 186,689 Wolfmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, they who do not work shall not eat, and the explosive fireball of the disintegrating space shuttle has devastated Cape Alpha Wolf. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alpha Wolf's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wolfism.

Alpha Wolf is ranked 48,754th in the world and 32nd in The Wolf Clan for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 4,764.59 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 169thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 3,235thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,728thMost Efficient Economies: 3,856thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,080thMost Devout: 4,080thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,085thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,133rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,225thLargest Governments: 4,726thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,641stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,716thHighest Economic Output: 6,004thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,127thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,180thHighest Average Incomes: 8,115thHealthiest Citizens: 8,829thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,833rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,955thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,958thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,718thTop
Smartest Citizens: 13,449thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,583rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,699thLargest Mining Sector: 14,877thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,918thMost Influential: 14,980thLargest Populations: 19,333rdMost Developed: 19,995thMost Inclusive: 22,482ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23,248th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the region

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