The Eternal Emperor of Alpha Wolf is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Alpha Van Wolf with an even hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 14.35 billion Alpha Wolfians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Asgard. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alpha Wolfian economy, worth a remarkable 2,968 trillion Wolfmarks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 206,887 Wolfmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, when their backs are against the walls Alpha Wolfians look out for gay men, and the dartboard at the Alpha Wolfian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Emperor Alpha Van Wolf's face. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alpha Wolf's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wolfism.

Alpha Wolf is ranked 150^th in the world and 2^nd in The Wolf Clan for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 7,789.44 Bank.