The Emperor of Alpha Wolf is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Alpha Van Wolf with an even hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, ritual sacrifices, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 13.786 billion Alpha Wolfians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Asgard. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Alpha Wolfian economy, worth a remarkable 2,573 trillion Wolfmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 186,689 Wolfmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, they who do not work shall not eat, and the explosive fireball of the disintegrating space shuttle has devastated Cape Alpha Wolf. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alpha Wolf's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wolfism.

Alpha Wolf is ranked 48,754^th in the world and 32^nd in The Wolf Clan for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 4,764.59 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.