The King of Alpha Wolf is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Alpha Von Wolf with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.982 billion Alpha Wolfians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alpha Wolf City. The average income tax rate is 88.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Alpha Wolfian economy, worth a remarkable 1,600 trillion Wolfmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 160,328 Wolfmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity, and the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alpha Wolf's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pagan.

Alpha Wolf is ranked 115,416^th in the world and 43^rd in The Wolf Clan for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 35.62 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.