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Most Valuable International Artwork: 150thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,753rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,763rd
The Eternal Emperor of
Authoritarian Democracy
Power to the wolf crown!!!!!!!!
Emperor Alpha Van Wolf
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Alpha Wolf

Population14.35 billion

CapitalNew Asgard
LeaderEmperor Alpha Van Wolf


The Eternal Emperor of Alpha Wolf is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Alpha Van Wolf with an even hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 14.35 billion Alpha Wolfians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Asgard. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alpha Wolfian economy, worth a remarkable 2,968 trillion Wolfmarks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 206,887 Wolfmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, when their backs are against the walls Alpha Wolfians look out for gay men, and the dartboard at the Alpha Wolfian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Emperor Alpha Van Wolf's face. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alpha Wolf's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wolfism.

Alpha Wolf is ranked 150th in the world and 2nd in The Wolf Clan for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 7,789.44 Bank.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 150thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,753rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,763rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,800thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,962ndMost Armed: 2,096thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,355thLargest Black Market: 2,611thMost Devout: 2,937thMost Patriotic: 3,607thHighest Economic Output: 5,094thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,343rdMost Corrupt Governments: 5,563rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,929thHighest Average Incomes: 6,214thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,742ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,587thLargest Mining Sector: 8,863rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,202ndMost Subsidized Industry: 9,756thHealthiest Citizens: 9,775thTop
Largest Governments: 11,703rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,752ndMost Efficient Economies: 12,904thMost Influential: 14,264thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,549thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,596thSmartest Citizens: 18,181stLargest Populations: 18,945thMost Inclusive: 21,010thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,111thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,440th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17th in the region

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