The Colony of AllYourBase is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The democratic population of 1.612 billion AllYourBaseans enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant AllYourBasean economy, worth 22.0 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 13,623 deniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, and citizens have voted the song "Leader Smells Like A Dolphin" as their new national anthem. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AllYourBase's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

AllYourBase is ranked 119,540^th in the world and 4^th in KAKISTOCRACY LEAGUE for Nicest Citizens, with 13.62 average smiles per day.