The Queendom of Alarm Dragonia is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, disturbing lack of elderly people, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.339 billion Alarm Dragonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 68.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Alarm Dragonian economy, worth 155 trillion dragon coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,362 dragon coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, and the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alarm Dragonia's national animal is the valkyria, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Alarm Dragonia is ranked 168,268^th in the world and 287^th in The Rejected Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 69.94 on the Clooney Contribution Index.