The United States of Aioland is a small, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 29 million Aiolandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 48.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Aiolandian economy, worth 1.28 trillion Yorans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,161 Yorans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

War vets look after war animals, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, the national anthem is a rather effective sleeping aid, and Aiolandian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aioland's national animal is the Tortoise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aioland is ranked 178,391^st in the world and 515^th in Horizon for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 81.61 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.