The Armed Republic of Agent Jackson is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 701 million Agent Jacksonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 48.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Agent Jacksonian economy, worth 6.22 trillion blue pills a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 8,877 blue pills, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agent Jackson's national animal is the human.

Agent Jackson is ranked 115,152^nd in the world and 1,912^th in Suspicious for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.21 law-abiding acts per hour.