The Plebeian Republic of Aeternabilis is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tribune Danica with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.771 billion Aeternals are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sinu Quiescis. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Aeternal economy, worth a remarkable 5,277 trillion denarii a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 281,149 denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home, recognizing the Aeternal flag qualifies you for citizenship, and 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners. Crime is totally unknown. Aeternabilis's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Aeternabilis is ranked 143,708^th in the world and 662^nd in The Communist Bloc for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 827.7 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.