The Socialist Republic of Aeternabilis is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Chancellor Danica with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.405 billion Aeternals are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sinu Quiescis. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Aeternal economy, worth a remarkable 3,418 trillion Vitrums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 275,567 Vitrums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Populations of two-headed Eagles have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, the government is giving peace a chance, and the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Aeternal democracy. Crime is totally unknown. Aeternabilis's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Aeternabilis is ranked 1,180^th in the world and 1^st in Scion for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 11,096.91 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.