The State of Aelisia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14.747 billion Aelisians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.

The strong Aelisian economy, worth 901 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 61,154 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 394,145 per year while the poor average 3,833, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and Aelisia has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Aelisia's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Aelisia is ranked 288,056^th in the world and 580^th in 0000 for Lowest Crime Rates, with 35.14 law-abiding acts per hour.