The State of Aeldatter is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.968 billion Aeldatterians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The very strong Aeldatterian economy, worth 534 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 53,577 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, Aeldatter's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and Aeldatter has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Aeldatter's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Aeldatter is ranked 251,881^st in the world and 5^th in Hudson Bay for Lowest Crime Rates, with 51.2 law-abiding acts per hour.