The Serene Flower Field of Adkissa is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Executive Chairman Alejandro Orseó with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.487 billion Adkissans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sovereign City of Jacona. The average income tax rate is 47.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Adkissan economy, worth 106 trillion Adkissan Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,462 Adkissan Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, and elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adkissa's national animal is the White Butterfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Lilacas Ordered Catholicism.

Adkissa is ranked 250,454^th in the world and 132^nd in Blue Ridge for Most Primitive, scoring -114.94 on the Scary Big Number Scale.