The Federal Republic of Abaseeta is a very large, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 346 million Abaseetans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 36.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Abaseetan economy, worth 29.2 trillion lei a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 84,467 lei, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

All funding starts one dime at a time, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque, and one of the nation's leading exports is empty platitudes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Abaseeta's national animal is the giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Abaseeta is ranked 37,319^th in the world and 1^st in Yumarkan Commonwealth for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 5,247.96 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.