Population | 4.552 billion |
Currency | Shiny Green Things |
Animal | Cat |
The TikTok Pretty Boy of A Red Haired Punk is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and national health service. The hard-nosed population of 4.552 billion Red Haired Punkians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.1%.
The powerhouse Red Haired Punkian economy, worth 301 trillion Shiny Green Things a year, is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,140 Shiny Green Things, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.
The nation has an international reputation for compassion, the doctor has cold hands, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, and air purifiers fight smoke machines on Red Haired Punkian stage setups. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Red Haired Punk's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
A Red Haired Punk is ranked 164,953rd in the world and 4th in One Small Island for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.72 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : A Red Haired Punk's influence in One Small Island rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
- : A Red Haired Punk's influence in One Small Island rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
- : A Red Haired Punk's influence in One Small Island rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
- : A Red Haired Punk's influence in One Small Island rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
- : A Red Haired Punk's influence in One Small Island rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
- : A Red Haired Punk's influence in One Small Island rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
- : A Red Haired Punk's influence in One Small Island rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : A Red Haired Punk was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist and the Top 10% for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in A Red Haired Punk, air purifiers fight smoke machines on Red Haired Punkian stage setups.
- : Following new legislation in A Red Haired Punk, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide.