The Dictatorship of Testian Country is a large, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 56 million Testians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 34.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Testian economy, worth 2.09 trillion Tests a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is 37,252 Tests, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, the might of the entire Testian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, and newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Testian Country's national animal is the Test, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Testian Country is ranked 270,027^th in the world and 10^th in Ferelden for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -9.49 on the Clooney Contribution Index.