The Colony of Zhongdao is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 14.617 billion Zhongdanese live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The strong Zhongdaoan economy, worth 984 trillion Zhongdao estedoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 67,333 Zhongdao estedoes, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

It's surprisingly hard to find pictures of the bad haircuts from Leader's childhood, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, and restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Zhongdao. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zhongdao's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Zhongdao is ranked 252,094^th in the world and 4,943^rd in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 51.09 law-abiding acts per hour.