The United States of Yolcan is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Martin Espinoza with a fair hand, and renowned for its burgeoning condor population. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 10.017 billion Yolcanese enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Administration, Law & Order, and Defense also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad Yolcan. The average income tax rate is 12.0%.

The strong Yolcanese economy, worth 558 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 55,714 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", snap elections are called over every minor impasse, and a historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation. Crime is well under control. Yolcan's national animal is the condor, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Yolcan is ranked 143,044^th in the world and 17^th in Tumbraverse for Highest Average Incomes, with 55,714.92 Standard Monetary Units.