The Republic of Xzavaria is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Burgam with an even hand, and remarkable for its closed borders, infamous sell-swords, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.359 billion Xzavarians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vencusia City. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Xzavarian economy, worth 900 trillion Pearls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 141,636 Pearls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Xzavarians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, the news is showing footage of Burgam bullying an old man to the point of tears, baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks, and postcards from Xzavarian driving test centres are popular souvenirs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xzavaria's national animal is the Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Odzthoianism.

Xzavaria is ranked 16,403^rd in the world and 21^st in Declansburg for Highest Poor Incomes, with 100,922.57 Standard Monetary Units.