The Empire of Whyneedname is a mid-sized, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 50 million Whyneednameans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.3%.

The very strong Whyneednamean economy, worth 2.80 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 56,097 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Whyneedname's national animal is the Dragon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Whyneedname is ranked 22,416^th in the world and 52^nd in Concord for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,680.96 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.