The United Crowns of Waldeck-Pyrmont is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Alice XI with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 21.021 billion Waldeck-Pyrmontians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ninsk. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Waldeck-Pyrmontian economy, worth a remarkable 2,990 trillion Universal Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,248 Universal Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, going on a diet invalidates your passport, an alabaster statue of an ancient cat-deity takes pride of place in the centre of Ninsk, and jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Waldeck-Pyrmont's national animal is the Imperial Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Alunism.

Waldeck-Pyrmont is ranked 73,135^th in the world and 43^rd in Empire of Great Britain for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,319.19 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.