The Kingdom of Thuravia is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 342 million Thuravians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 9.4%.

The Thuravian economy, worth 21.3 trillion Thuravian marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 62,145 Thuravian marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit, and tourists visit Thuravia to mass-moon Thuravian politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thuravia's national animal is the Brown bear.

Thuravia is ranked 186,401^st in the world and 957^th in Europe for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.