The Republic of Sybaril is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 31.196 billion Sybarilians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo New Sybaril. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Sybarilian economy, worth a remarkable 7,354 trillion Sybarias a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 235,760 Sybarias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, Leader is called 'Patches' at international summits, Sybaril is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens". Crime is totally unknown. Sybaril's national animal is the Peafowl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sybaril is ranked 495^th in the world and 2^nd in Europeia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 19,820.79 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.