The Living Intelligence System of Stylan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Party with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.098 billion Stylanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Babylon. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Stylanian economy, worth 737 trillion Imaginary Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 103,933 Imaginary Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stylan's national animal is the Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Stylan is ranked 49,494^th in the world and 3,098^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.31 law-abiding acts per hour.