The Armed Republic of Solishitron is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The president of rohs with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 2.729 billion Solishitronians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Solishitronian economy, worth 187 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,599 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', facial disfigurement is a leading cause of supervillainy, builders across Solishitron are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and citizens are spontaneously attracted to each other. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Solishitron's national animal is the Lions, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pan-Chinese.

Solishitron is ranked 40,451^st in the world and 2,135^th in Osiris for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,257.94 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.