The Republic of Smallholding is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.102 billion Smallholdingians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The strong Smallholdingian economy, worth 171 trillion rupees a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 33,589 rupees, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 216,490 per year while the poor average 2,105, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Smallholding's national animal is the dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Smallholding is ranked 284,976^th in the world and 11,755^th in Osiris for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -4.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.