The Republic of Seychelles- is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avant-garde cinema, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, devout population of 4.798 billion Seychelles-ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 58.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Seychelles-ian economy, worth 236 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,218 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, and thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seychelles-'s national animal is the penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Seychelles- is ranked 119,856^th in the world and 151^st in Countries of the World for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 662.31 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.