The Republic of Sebiania is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Seb with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 2.744 billion Sebians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sebikitopis. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Sebianian economy, worth 108 trillion Rinderis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 39,465 Rinderis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, elections demand a proportionate response, and property values in suburbs have nosedived after the middle class were forced to live next door to ethnic minorities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sebiania's national animal is the Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Sebiania is ranked 61,962^nd in the world and 3,427^th in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,472.2 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.