The Dictatorship of Sebao is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.111 billion Sebaoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Badd Gulch. The average income tax rate is 18.5%.

The strong Sebaoan economy, worth 172 trillion ANCAPS a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 55,321 ANCAPS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes", sexuality-questioning teenagers are placed in locked rooms with dirty magazines and lewd posters, and the government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs. Crime is moderate. Sebao's national animal is the Leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sebao is ranked 144,488^th in the world and 6^th in KAKISTOCRACY LEAGUE for Highest Average Incomes, with 55,321.84 Standard Monetary Units.