The Federation of Rostavykhan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Chancellor Nastasia Fyodorova with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 14.28 billion Rostavykhanis are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stavropol. The average income tax rate is 62.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Rostavykhani economy, worth 356 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 24,942 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, and cults that offer eternal life after death to those who follow a self-sacrificing saviour are frowned upon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rostavykhan's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Rostavykhan is ranked 61,771^st in the world and 3,512^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.43 law-abiding acts per hour.