The Republic of Reitz is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.943 billion Reitzians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Public Transport, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The thriving Reitzian economy, worth 176 trillion rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 60,136 rubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 212,862 per year while the poor average 12,266, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Reitz's national animal is the penguin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Reitz is ranked 261,982^nd in the world and 10,702^nd in Osiris for Highest Poor Incomes, with 12,266.58 Standard Monetary Units.