The Republic of Radimostan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President ᘜrámek with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 17.186 billion Raditians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meziříčí. The average income tax rate is 5.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Raditian economy, worth a remarkable 3,854 trillion Denárs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 224,284 Denárs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Statistics show that terrorists often come from broken families, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, sports club owners are having a moneyball, and thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks. Crime is totally unknown. Radimostan's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Radimostan is ranked 71,424^th in the world and 12^th in Kali Yuga for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,622.06 on the Gilded Widget Scale.