The United States of Printer846 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its daily referendums, infamous sell-swords, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 5.423 billion Printer846ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 78.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer846ian economy, worth 853 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 157,379 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Workers have their fruitcake and eat it too, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", and diplomacy is a foreign concept to Printer846ians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer846's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Printer846 is ranked 31,663^rd in the world and 95^th in Two for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,813.48 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.