The Kingdom of Pormandia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The quiet, industrious population of 1.33 billion Pormandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Pormandian economy, worth 74.0 trillion POKS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Average income is 55,638 POKS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, political candidates must be personally vetted by Leader, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, and Leader's campaign events reach their climax when the celebrity endorsers reveal themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pormandia's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Pormandia is ranked 89,299^th in the world and 3,465^th in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,732.16 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.