The United Socialist States of PRHB is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.969 billion PRHBians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant PRHBian economy, worth 50.2 trillion PRHBS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 12,647 PRHBS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds', the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", and pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PRHB's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

PRHB is ranked 209,699^th in the world and 32^nd in Swabia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 643.53 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.