The Republic of P353 is a very large, genial nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, digital currency, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-working population of 277 million P353ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.6%.

The thriving P353ian economy, worth 19.9 trillion złoties a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,723 złoties, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 314,984 per year while the poor average 10,268, a ratio of 30.7 to 1.

Death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary", the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, and there's more hugging than talking in most talk shows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. P353's national animal is the python, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

P353 is ranked 285,309^th in the world and 227^th in Empire of Great Britain for Largest Populations, with 277 million capita.