The Republic of P222 is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The quiet, industrious population of 364 million P222ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 35.0%.

The strong P222ian economy, worth 25.1 trillion złoties a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,978 złoties, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Confused drunks wake up to irate drill sergeants whipping them into shape, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, and citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. P222's national animal is the monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

P222 is ranked 235,843^rd in the world and 1,571^st in the Rejected Realms for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -2.68 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.