The Empire of Nyetoa is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Alexander Atreos I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.172 billion Nyetoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atrea. The average income tax rate is 64.7%.

The powerhouse Nyetoan economy, worth 318 trillion Nyetoan Imperials a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,513 Nyetoan Imperials, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

It's a long jump to get onto the housing ladder, religious education is a new government priority, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, and student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Eagleball fields. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nyetoa's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nyetoa is ranked 27,221^st in the world and 2^nd in Friendly Pacifists for Nicest Citizens, with 19.85 average smiles per day.