The Republic of Nsns78 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 2.779 billion Nsns78ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Nsns78ian economy, worth 309 trillion kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 111,526 kronor, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 316,596 per year while the poor average 31,380, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.

The well-to-do in the South Pacific are never on time for important appointments, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Nsns78 as a reminder of their "special relationship", aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators, and the government is slowly introducing social welfare programs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nsns78's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nsns78 is ranked 167,763^rd in the world and 1,456^th in the South Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.