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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,955thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,425thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,435th
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Notesnook

Population7.167 billion

Currencyrupiah
Animalcrocodile

The Notes of Notesnook is a mammoth, efficient nation, notable for its daily referendums, zero percent divorce rate, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.167 billion Notesnookians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Notesnookian economy, worth a remarkable 1,271 trillion rupiahs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 177,405 rupiahs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 609,678 per year while the poor average 37,854, a ratio of 16.1 to 1.

Dinosaur cloners are fitted with Ankylosaurus monitors, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Notesnook flights to avoid the pay lavatories, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Notesnook's national animal is the crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Notesnook is ranked 301,294th in the world and 739th in Aetherius for Nudest, with 15.5 cheeks per square mile.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,955thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,425thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,435thMost Devout: 6,214thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,634thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,935thMost Patriotic: 9,150thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,625thLargest Black Market: 9,823rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,080thHealthiest Citizens: 11,451stLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,235thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,613thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 16,187thMost Efficient Economies: 16,221stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,669thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,073rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,387thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,769thLowest Crime Rates: 17,974thMost Inclusive: 21,511thMost Advanced Public Education: 27,646thLargest Mining Sector: 27,709thLargest Governments: 28,077thMost Accessible: 29,340thSmartest Citizens: 30,205thHighest Economic Output: 30,646th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26th in the regionLargest Black Market: 31st in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 47th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 51st in the regionMost Devout: 54th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 59th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 75th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 77th in the region

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  • : Following new legislation in Notesnook, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Following new legislation in Notesnook, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
  • : Following new legislation in Notesnook, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Notesnook flights to avoid the pay lavatories.
  • : Following new legislation in Notesnook, dinosaur cloners are fitted with Ankylosaurus monitors.
  • : Following new legislation in Notesnook, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
  • : Following new legislation in Notesnook, people on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures.
  • : Following new legislation in Notesnook, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor.
  • : Following new legislation in Notesnook, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
  • : Following new legislation in Notesnook, Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies.
  • : Following new legislation in Notesnook, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout.

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