The Republic of Namibia-0 is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, devout population of 4.813 billion Namibia-0ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 30.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Namibia-0ian economy, worth 204 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 42,431 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, real power lies not in the debating room but with those who decide what is debated, and children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Namibia-0's national animal is the falcon.

Namibia-0 is ranked 34,847^th in the world and 22^nd in Countries of the World for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,446.78 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.