The Holy Empire of Myunteritheopia is a mid-sized, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 68 million Myunteritheopians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 45.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Myunteritheopian economy, worth 2.11 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,964 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, organ donation is compulsory, and genetic researchers have been expelled. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Myunteritheopia's national animal is the Wolf.

Myunteritheopia is ranked 211,309^th in the world and 741^st in Concord for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 593.39 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.