The Republic of Medovicia is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 6.249 billion Medovicians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The very strong Medovician economy, worth 352 trillion Lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Average income is 56,331 Lire, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 172,082 per year while the poor average 14,293, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Medovicia's national animal is the Crow, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Medovicia is ranked 21,211^th in the world and 1^st in Foringana for Most Primitive, scoring 79.06 on the Scary Big Number Scale.