The 😭😭😭 of Mahomes is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and ritual sacrifices. The devout population of 5.01 billion Mahomesians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Welfare, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 34.1%.

The Mahomesian economy, worth 234 trillion tears a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is 46,832 tears, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, war criminals are given full state funerals, and the right to free speech is being drastically curtailed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mahomes's national animal is the referee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mahomes is ranked 287,062^nd in the world and 11,046^th in Osiris for Most Cultured, scoring 54 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.