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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,310thMost Armed: 18,976thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22,740th
The World of
Authoritarian Democracy
427
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Below Average

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MOROGOJOB

Population6.705 billion

Currencygold
AnimalElephant

The World of MOROGOJOB is a mammoth, genial nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, avowedly heterosexual populace, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 6.705 billion MOROGOJOBians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 57.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong MOROGOJOBian economy, worth 476 trillion golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 71,065 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

It takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, and there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MOROGOJOB's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

MOROGOJOB is ranked 115,425th in the world and 165th in Europeia for Largest Populations, with 6.71 billion capita.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,310thTop
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Most Armed: 18,976thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22,740thMost Devout: 27,205th
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Most Armed: 43rd in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 75th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 77th in the regionMost Devout: 81st in the regionLargest Black Market: 89th in the regionMost Patriotic: 108th in the regionMost Stationary: 116th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in MOROGOJOB, there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies.
  • : Following new legislation in MOROGOJOB, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
  • : Following new legislation in MOROGOJOB, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
  • : Following new legislation in MOROGOJOB, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
  • : Following new legislation in MOROGOJOB, the government is funneling billions into Cape MOROGOJOB following the shuttle crash.
  • : Following new legislation in MOROGOJOB, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains.
  • : Following new legislation in MOROGOJOB, newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words'.
  • : Following new legislation in MOROGOJOB, sick MOROGOJOBians are hair today and gone tomorrow.
  • : Following new legislation in MOROGOJOB, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room.
  • : Following new legislation in MOROGOJOB, the explosive fireball of the disintegrating space shuttle has devastated Cape MOROGOJOB.

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