The Republic of Lupacchini is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.6 billion Lupacchinians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Industry and Environment receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 6.6%.

The Lupacchinian economy, worth 410 trillion guilders a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 54,014 guilders, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Lupacchini's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lupacchini is ranked 169,023^rd in the world and 6,437^th in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 211.7 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.