The Socialist Republic of Krusavich is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mighiale Gearsen with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.221 billion Krusavas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mensean. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Krusavain economy, worth a remarkable 6,007 trillion malchens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 454,392 malchens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, ratels are frequently shot for looking at people 'in a funny way', both criminals and civilians are DOA, and lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krusavich's national animal is the ratel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Krusavich is ranked 10,233^rd in the world and 16^th in Forest for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 6,011.46 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.