The Republic of Kirgizija is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 517 million Kirgizijans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The very strong Kirgizijan economy, worth 31.9 trillion Kyrgystani Soms a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 61,779 Kyrgystani Soms, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kirgizija's national animal is the Markhor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kirgizija is ranked 208,584^th in the world and 55^th in Eternavis for Safest, scoring 38.07 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.