The Commonwealth of Ian18384574 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, ritual sacrifices, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.364 billion Ian18384574ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 41.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Ian18384574ian economy, worth 560 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,548 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off, the same 5364 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Leader's every word on Twitcher, an extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs, and citizens can freely debate whether Leader is a great leader or the greatest leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ian18384574's national animal is the snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ian18384574 is ranked 12,763^rd in the world and 722^nd in Osiris for Most Armed, with 10.05 weapons per person.