The Data Query Language of GraphQL is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, national health service, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.855 billion GraphQLians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.5%.

The frighteningly efficient GraphQLian economy, worth 951 trillion bronze nickels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 162,382 bronze nickels, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation is compulsory, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, and the big red machine has ground to a halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GraphQL's national animal is the rockwarbler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

GraphQL is ranked 10,917^th in the world and 128^th in Aetherius for Nudest, with 835.25 cheeks per square mile.