The Kingdom of Filmon is a small, socially progressive nation, renowned for its burgeoning loin population. The hard-working, democratic population of 32 million Filmonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 11.3%.

The Filmonian economy, worth 1.64 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 51,193 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low. Filmon's national animal is the loin, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Filmon is ranked 282,804^th in the world and 1,053^rd in Concord for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -5.81 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.