The VPN Service of ExpressVPN is a mammoth, orderly nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.178 billion ExpressVPNians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.4%.

The frighteningly efficient ExpressVPNian economy, worth a remarkable 1,262 trillion takas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,893 takas, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high, many working fathers have never seen their children, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, and politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ExpressVPN's national animal is the elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

ExpressVPN is ranked 95,724^th in the world and 280^th in Aetherius for Nudest, with 168.25 cheeks per square mile.