The United States of Euli is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.059 billion Eulians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The powerhouse Eulian economy, worth 83.9 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 79,246 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 272,926 per year while the poor average 16,854, a ratio of 16.2 to 1.

Out-of-work actors say they can't complain, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Euli in an international press conference. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Euli's national animal is the Bear.

Euli is ranked 213,030^th in the world and 9,223^rd in Balder for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 802.33 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.