The Eye Examination Exercise of EEE is a titanic, efficient nation, notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The humorless, devout population of 18.581 billion EEEians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.7%.

The frighteningly efficient EEEian economy, worth a remarkable 2,482 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 133,603 Euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 462,315 per year while the poor average 28,212, a ratio of 16.4 to 1.

Modesty is treated with the side-eye, the air force's greatness is based on how many enemies are made during procurement, money can't buy you love but you can purchase a reasonable approximation of it, and a sincere statement of belief can get you out of anything. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EEE's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

EEE is ranked 269,786^th in the world and 1,244^th in Europeia for Nicest Citizens, with 2.14 average smiles per day.